While the internet has turned a normal Monday into a gossipfest about the Oscars – who won what, who wore what, who looked like a tramp – we’ve been a little more interested in something else.
No it isn’t our new frying pan we got at the weekend (although we are excited to try it out) but one Brooklyn Decker, who turned up at the Vanity Fair after-show party in tinseltown last night.
Or should that be this morning? No, it was definitely at night, but they’re a few hours behind us…oh, we give up. Brooklyn Decker was partying large at a time that may have been yesterday or possibly tomorrow’s next week.
Brooklyn has been pretty busy lately promoting this terrible film that she’s starring in with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Anniston. It’s out in cinemas now, but there’s a recession, so wait about two months and it will be appearing in a Poundland* near you
(*other bargain shops will be stocking the movie, don’t worry).
Celebs have an easy life, don’t they? Obviously the very public personal life thing might be a bit naff, like how every time Charlie Sheen buys glue people thinks he’s having a meltdown (PUT THE PRITT STICK DOWN, CHARLIE).
But they go to parties pretty much every week of the year, they get loads of free stuff, and we bet they’ve never got in a taxi and then found out they don’t have money for the taxi but by then it’s too late, and they’ve really annoyed the taxi driver and then he starts spitting at you as you wander round town.
But at least we don’t cry when our films are slated. Up yours, Adam Sandler.
If you woke up today, got to work, logged onto FHM.com like we know you do, and were thankful all that Oscar nonsense was done with, think again. More Oscar banter!
Yes, the Oscars were so last yesterday or whatever, but we are more than happy to play the same tune again and again and again. Because the stunning Jennifer Lawrence attended the Vanity Fair after-Oscars party. We mentioned yesterday that Brooklyn Decker was also there.
That’s the great thing about the Oscars – aside from the obvious film stuff – there are tons of celeb-studded parties that aren’t particularly exclusive. Popular people go, in-demand people go, heck, even Jamie Oliver turned up to a bash.
It’s not like the organisers were in need of a celebrity chef who was better in the late nineties but stil churns out 72 new programmes a year for Ch4 while endorsing Sainsbury’s food.
Anyway Jennifer is doing a lot of face-showing in public lately because she is playing shape-shifting Mystique in X-Men: First Class, which comes out in the summer. It’s a shame, because most of the film she will either be completely blue (think a sort of flaky Smurf) or looking like loads of other people.
So Jennifer Lawrence is showing her face despite the fact said face will have a completely different face instead of the face that she’s used to having when her face is in front of your face.