The lovely Minka Kelly has just been announced as one of the Angels in the upcoming Charlie’s Angels reboot, which means we’ll be able to watch her kicking high, donning disguises and generally being her irrepressible foxy self every ding-dang week of the TV season. I support these decisions.
Will we carry a burning nerd crush for Tricia Helfer until the very end of time? The former Number Six from Battlestar Galactica has also appeared on Chuck and Burn Notice, but we’ll always think of her as our favorite genocidal Cylon who may or may not be imaginary.
Oh, Britney. You burned so bright, and so crazy. But when you were on the top of your game, nobody could touch you. I defy any human being alive to not spring a little feelings about this incredibly iconic image.
Mysterious Stretching Girl
Okay, so this list is mostly celebrities, because celebrities are the hottest people on Earth, but I decided to spice things up a bit with some mystery girls. I don’t know who this lovely lassie having a nice sweater stretch is, but she looks very, very comfortable. I’d like to be comfortable too.
Am I admitting to seeing Step It Up in public? If I didn’t, how would I ever know who Jenna Dewan is? I mean, it’s either that or the Rob Schneider movies she did, and I blocked those out of my memory with hours of very expensive therapy.
I haven’t been keeping track – did Vanessa Hudgens ever get her act together? I know she’s in Sucker Punch, which looks awesome, but next up is a Disney adventure movie with The Rock, which isn’t really the sign of an actress trying to rise up the ranks.
Ana Beatriz Barrios
Usually, when we see Ana Beatriz Barrios, she’s wearing a little less clothing than this. But the lovely model hails from Brazil, so she’s probably not used to our inhumanly cold winter temperatures. Don’t begrudge her the right to a little warmth, you monster.
“Look at me! I’m Natalie Portman! I go to Harvard! I read books!” Okay, we get it! Enough with the smarts already! More duckbilling, like in Black Swan, but for the whole movie if you don’t mind.
Ah, remember when Scarlett Johansson would pose for pictures like this? Before she got all actress-y? Where did those precious years go? Did Ryan Reynolds steal them from us and sell them to somebody? That is a crime against humanity.